Caffeine Is Better Than People - Tie Dye Unisex Pullover Hoodie

 Caffeine Is Better Than People - Tie Dye Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Your morning coffee has never asked a stupid question.

Your pre-workout has never started workplace drama.

And an energy drink has never told you to "smile more."

Caffeine turns up on time, boosts your mood, improves your workout, and asks for absolutely nothing in return.

People could learn a thing or two.

"Caffeine Is Better Than People" is for the socially selective, the permanently tired, and the gym-goers who are only one double espresso away from becoming a functioning member of society.

Perfect for:

Early morning training sessions

Avoiding unnecessary conversation

Anyone who considers coffee a personality trait

Those who need 300mg of caffeine before they're ready to interact with humanity

Whether your fuel comes from coffee, pre-workout, energy drinks, or whatever highly questionable concoction is currently rattling around in your shaker cup, this design tells the world exactly where your loyalties lie.

Because at the end of the day...

People are exhausting.

Caffeine gets you.